Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Batshittery "over there"...and an Estruscan lil girl with a chip...

Well, well, well...

The CSI:LV fanwank is up to 46 pages "over there"...

And now they're turning on one another...Including turning on the very ones providing them with spoilers...Ungrateful nitwits...

Um...And while I'm thinking about it...Aren't moderators supposed to keep the batshittery from escalating?...

Oh, wait...Nevermind...It's that one particular moderator in the middle of the fray...

She who isn't one of the spoiler providers, yet can be such a nasty bit of business...

She who really takes exception to the spelling of certain words, yet spells her nickname "cleverly" and despises "ellipse-abuse"...

She who I'm glad I don't know personally because I'd love nothing more than to give her a well-placed rap in the mouth...Her and the other 2 imbeciles...The one who also complains about the way words are spelled, and yet her nickname has an extra "f"...And the one who challenges and belittles every single solitary thought that anyone has, and these are people who supposedly are on the same side as her...Dumbasses, both...

And on a side note...Most recently, I find myself amused by a lil girl attempting to go toe-to-toe with moi...Unprovoked at that...

How precious...How precocious...How misguided...

Ah, but my Estruscan pet...You truly have no idea...Trust me...I'm not the one...

Up until now I've been only lazily toying with you out of boredom...Like a bored feline, basking in the sunshine, stretches and swats half-heartedly at the mouse silly enough to come too close...Because of where you've chosen to be so suddenly brave, I've merely swatted at you mockingly...Out of respect for the owner of the venue...

If you really want to play, lil one, put on your big girl undies and join me here...I think you'll find far more than you've bargained for...But, please, be a worthy opponent...[YAWN]

It'll be fun...I'll even put out a saucer of dip to go with that chip on your shoulder...

ABS;)

P.S. There ya go, dear heart...Consider yourself "handled"...

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